Todd “Boner” Stevens

A stoner from the Midwest, Stoner Boner is a huge Harry Potter fan and gets so high he’s actually been arrested for harassing townsfolk with an old coat hanger he calls the ‘bronze wand of might’.
Boner is actually very smart and dropped out of college after he decided his professors were crazy, decided life was a waste of time and that he should live for the moment. He became an unemployed hippie stoner and Mars applicant in one fell swoop.