Theo Von Varner

A young man of dubious skills, Theo’s always wanted to go somewhere as far as Mars to finally prove his worth in the esteemed Von Varner family…but Theo says people here would really miss him if he left Earth. Alas, he hasn’t become anything at all in life so far – and Theo Von Varner was raised to be something, a leader of men in fact. So this, he figures, will be Theo’s perfect chance to do just that, and become king, naturally.