Susie Clutterbuck


Susie feels she would be an asset to the mission because of her extensive knowledge about sex. She is a sex expert or as she refers to it, a ‘sexpert’. She is knowledgable in ovulation and often claims that she can ‘smell a fertile turtle’. Susie is also an expert in the tantric arts, running a retreat for Paradise Cove Love Life Tantric Retreats – for singles and couples that need to learn how to do the ‘humpetty bumpy”. If she goes to Mars, she will spread her gift of sexpertise, and even share it with the Martians.