Nika Lee

She’s “an excellent mix between crazy and bitch” because, well, she tells it like it is, and some people just can’t handle it. A top-of-the-class graduate in astrophysics from MIT, she’s currently (in her own words) NASA’s top employee. If she goes to Mars, she will have fulfilled her life’s purpose of towering over everyone else, as she will officially have become the most intelligent woman in the universe.